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cock-socket

a hole where a cock fits, to be fucked
hey bitch, show me your cock-socket
by hatepoll September 3, 2010
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suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.
Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019
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“im tempted to sock this bitch across the face”
“don’t test me, i’ll sock your ass
“i really want to sock a hoe right now
by explodedelmo August 26, 2019
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Ped socks

Very low cut running socks.

Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
Look at Kaity! Her feet look soo sexy with these Ped socks“.
by Aartz November 22, 2021
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Satan's Sock

It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.
Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!
by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013
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dumbed down society

parts of society that are not evolving to a more intelligent state, but rather becoming 'dumbed down' through passive absorption of memes and social media posts about nothing, fake news, misquotes, stolen or uncredited

where people don't think for themselves, become narcissistic, taking selfies and posting online, seeking cheap, superficial praise, and following and giving air to celebrities whose only claim to fame is the same narcissistic behaviour, where ethics, integrity and intellect are not a consideration

for a possible glimpse into the future for this 'type' and where it might take sections of humanity, refer to the 'people' in the 2008 movie, WALL-E

it's the opposite of human intellect evolution (see devolution)
to observe the dumbed down society we're living in, simply go online to any social media platform and look at the trending topics, paid advertisiting, filtered algorithms and other manipulations of the users
by A Minor PC January 17, 2017
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Soccer mom

Middle aged, middle class white woman, usually from the suburbs of lare metropolitan areas. Her life revolves around her 'prescious' children, and she will do anything to keep them safe. This leads her to support things to keep those sweet 'gifts from God' safe, including: gun control laws, new stop signs, new traffic lights, speed bumps in residential neighborhoods, booster seats, and enviornmental laws.

Soccer moms usually own large, fuel ineffecient vehicles. This is the consequence of her having to transport her kids with all their sports equipment, books from sporting event to sporting event. Another consequence of this is a strong support for protracted guerilla wars in the Middle East that soccer moms (wrongly) believe will keep the price of gas down.

They voted for Clinton/Gore in 1996 cause Clinton was cute and made them think Dole would gut education/health care. In 2004 Bush has them scared shitless that terrorists would target their 'babies'.
A typical day for a soccer mom involves making lunch for her little tykes after which she 'runs errands'. These errands usually involve the purchase of large amounts of drugs from black men in the city. The drug causes soccer moms to drive erraticaly during rush hour (ie cutting people off, failing to merge properly, failing to signal while changing lanes, hugging two lanes, failing to maintain safe speeds). Drugs also cause the average soccer mom to adopt dellusional perceptions of her children. This causes her to yell at the other team during soccer matches whenever her child fails to score.
by yeslkjlkj September 18, 2004
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