When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.
Remember to use your left hand...
Remember to use your left hand...
You might wanna clean the tub before you take a bath, you used up all the toilet paper so I had to take an indian style shit.
by LongRod_VonHugendong March 20, 2010
Get the Indian Style Shit mug.A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
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by penisface122 July 17, 2009
Get the Flipping Shit mug.Anytime someone, usually a nigger, does stupid things or acts dumb. Wearing low riding pants that barely cover the crack of your ass. Driving around with shitty gangsta rap blasting out the windows and the bass shaking cars around them. Pulling up at a gas pump and leaving that shit playing a volume level 11. Dying your hair bright red and thinking it looks good. This is usually reserved for female niggers or nigglet (some also refer to them as Piccaninny). Putting stupid looking pink flamingos in your front yard and thinking that’s nice landscaping. Driving a beater car that’s been jacked up with ridiculous spinning chrome rims and thinking it’s a cool car. Always using the term “know what I say’n” at the beginning and end of each sentence. Using the term fly like it means something else besides a black insect.
When driving around you pass a house with pink flamingos in the yard during while a gathering of niggersis on the porch and the men wearing low riding pants, the women and nigglets bright red hair with a low riding, ugly beater car with huge spinning chrome wheels sitting in the driveway blasting gangsta rap and you say, “look at that nigger shit” or “that’s some real nigger shit there, know what I say’n”
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(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
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