bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

Queensland shower

A folklore that people from the state of Queensland in Australia just use deodorant instead of showering. Term not used in Queensland.

"We don't have time, just have a Queensland shower"

by personfromNSW August 5, 2012

Snow Shower

The act of cumming on ones self.

My girlfriend wasn’t around this morning, so I took a snow shower.

by Skeetfleet November 28, 2018

liquor shower

The act of taking a shower with or next to your roommate or close friend while drinking an alcoholic beverage of high potency. Works best when in a dormitory shower. Warning: this may cause one to go to hell.

A liquor shower is self-explanatory.

by Laura and Sarah " Sappa" December 3, 2007

brown shower

The act of spray farting on another. Often done when the person has diarrhea. Can be done in a sexual or hurtful way.

I gave the bitch a brown shower and then left her ass.

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Fishermen Shower

When a fishermen sprays him self with cologne when out at sea because there isnt a shower on the boat. Same as Mexican Shower

I didnt have time for a shower before my date so i took a fishermen shower.

by Raziel April 14, 2003

shower sac

The more offensive version of douchebag. Douchebags are relatively good things (keep those cunts clean), so, naturally, shower sacs would be horrible things.

Sarah: You're such a douchebag!
Val: Thanks, but you come off as a shower sac.
Sarah: Ugh! Fuckmuppet!

by Mike McShower Sac September 2, 2007