At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
by D November 21, 2004
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The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011
Get the Severus Snape mug.a Severus Snipe is in soccer when a player shoots and scores the ball from a lengthy distance. The term, alluding to the popular Harry Potter character, is frequently used when describing an unbelievable goal in which the shooter uses sniper like aim and precision to bury the ball in the back of the net.
The dangster's record of goals on jv was in itself breathtakingly impressive, not to mention the consistency at which he would provide his team with jaw dropping Severus Snipes.
by Chad Sexington IV August 26, 2009
Get the Severus Snipe mug.Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
by d.e.a. August 5, 2007
Get the chocolate soft serve machine mug.*Ryden and Carlos pass by a banging group of girls in swimsuits washing cars.*
Ryden: Shieeet there is some severnesses all up over there.
Carlos: Right you are Ryden.
Ryden: I have a feeling like I want to talk with them.
Carlos: There is too much severnesses I think we better not.
Ryden: ok
Ryden: Shieeet there is some severnesses all up over there.
Carlos: Right you are Ryden.
Ryden: I have a feeling like I want to talk with them.
Carlos: There is too much severnesses I think we better not.
Ryden: ok
by Rosky June 20, 2008
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