by jerry dow April 16, 2019
Get the secret NASA mug.Sexretary: noun. A Sexretary is someone you hire to book all or some of your Dick Appointments for you. Anyone who frequently “hooks up with” or has casual sex with men/dick-havers that has a hard time keeping up with all of their meet-ups/hook-ups(or “dick appointments”), may want to hire a Sexretary to schedule and handle all of your dick appointments. Secretaries are not exclusive to those who schedule dick appointments, they can be hired for anyone who may or may not need help with scheduling their dates for them.
“Melissa, it seems like you’re always talking to different guys and hooking up with someone new every week! Props to you girl, I don’t know how you do it!”
“I know, I can’t even keep up sometimes! It’s almost like I need a secretary to handle all of my dick appointments.”
“You mean a Sexretary?”
“I know, I can’t even keep up sometimes! It’s almost like I need a secretary to handle all of my dick appointments.”
“You mean a Sexretary?”
by Weirdlyspecific July 30, 2019
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by CoreymotherfuckingP August 2, 2019
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by Donald trump.. November 11, 2019
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by Loyal_Diva31 October 28, 2019
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Meghan Markle attended a secret meeting at the Luminary Bakery and she will be compensated financially by the photographers via the Royal Sussex Foundation.
by marysuzyperla November 7, 2019
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