Sex Sandwich

When a guy or girl is so attractive that saying ‘hot’ or ‘sexy’ just doesnt cut it.

Damn, have you seen Chris Pratt? What a sex sandwich.

by Kurrazim June 27, 2018

Haha sandwich

When you are messenging someone (ie: facebook chat, AIM, MSN messenger, and a plethora of others) and you type Haha, followed by a quick reply, hastily followed by Haha again. May be a result of something actually funny, extreme fatigue, boredom, or thinking the other person is a fucking idiot and they need to stop talking to you right now because they are annoying as shit and all I am going to reply from now on is Haha until they realize I fucking hate them and stop talking to me.

Laura: what color am I thinking of right now?

Alex: purple?

Laura: NOPE! red. guess we are not telepathic...

Alex: Haha.

Alex: You are so lame for making that joke.

Alex: Haha.

Laura: Thats like a Haha sandwich!

by The One, A Rich! September 20, 2009

mud sandwich

the act of eating out a woman while she is taking a shit

Dude i just totally ate her mud sandwich. yumm!!!

by pimpdadyv July 10, 2010

shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

Ham Sandwich

A overweight sorority girl.

The hot ones always bring along the ham sandwichs.

by Mark Fastner July 25, 2007

man sandwich

Man Sandwich (N.) When two men Squeeze themselves together against a woman making them a man sandwich. It is possible that you can have a double decker, but that would have to include 3 men and 2 women.

When you went into LaFawnda's room with Her and Tyree, did you three make a man sandwich?

by Jamaal May 13, 2005

Shit Sandwich

A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.

You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!

by Sacramento Matt May 21, 2008