Columbian Surprise

When you cum on a girl's arm in a line and make her snort it.

Dude, I gave Jenny a columbian surprise last night and it's still up in her nose!

by Deliworkers December 18, 2008

Surprise Sex

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"

Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me

by lololasd April 6, 2009

Kinder Surprise

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.

by #freeuab January 20, 2015

doe eyed surprise

1)A seemingly sweet innocent female that turns out to be very sexually experienced or a freak.

2)Used to describe someone playing dumb to avoid conflict.

1)" That doe eyed surprise looks naive but she's seen more rug burn than a vacuum."

2)" Don't give me that doe eyed surprise look, you know exactly what you did wrong."

by Jeeves Wellington January 12, 2008

Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.

Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.

by Siimp January 24, 2010

sunrise surprise

To wake someone up at exactly 6 am by having rough anal sex with them.

my alarm clock is a sunrise surprise

by afasdf June 24, 2007

shanghai surprise

The act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the rectum, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a penis. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result.

Last time I was givin' it to Sook Yin Lee in the ass she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! I'm not going back to china.

by chuck rogers May 13, 2008