Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016

jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.

"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."

by cardib June 3, 2016

starter cap

what Eminem wrote his autograph on before he gave to mgk's daughter

*here is that autograph for your daughter, i wrote it on a starter cap

by jovia8apple June 17, 2019

starter spouse

The first person to whom you wed. Obviously not the last.

In California, the starter spouse and I, often went skiing.

by purdysmom December 23, 2010

starter friends

People that you use as temporary friends while adjusting to a new environment (i.e. first semester of college, new place to live) with the intention of ditching them to find more long-term friends.

Once I got into a fraternity second semester, I totally ditched my starter friends.

by thebiglib September 8, 2011

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

Starter

The word Starter represents
any hustler who has been getting money in the game since day one,
Day one go-getter.
A hungry Hustler from the start.
Self starting go-go-getting Hustla.
Genesis-Baller.

DiYentei: Hey! Man i been a starter from the day I jumped off the porch.
T-Loc: Yeah; I’ve been on my hustle too brother since I was a youngster

by MillYentei DYSlick February 15, 2022