Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.

My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.

by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010

China Sock

To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.

"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?

by llc1234 October 20, 2011

No Sock Day

May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.

Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!

by Pandabear8675309 May 10, 2012

Crew Sock wearin' Gringo

A white kid in gym class that never wears high socks.

Even in the winter he is a crew sock wearin' Gringo. He's bold like that.

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 6, 2013

3 sock friday

When a guy takes off the Friday before Christmas vacation, while the old bag is at work, he walks around the house naked but only wears 3 socks. 2 on his feet and 1 on his meat.

Randy asked his wife to pick up an extra bottle of Downy for 3 sock friday.

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 6, 2015