Sloppy Jegan

When you meet some lad with your eyes open

It was so weird, she opened her eyes halfway through
She did a sloppy Jegan ???

by getlitty April 19, 2019

Sloppy Oreo

When a group of fucking retarded dumb boys stand in a circle and try to masturbate as fast as they can on the Oreo and the last one to cum has to eat the cum-filled oreo.

Darren: "Yo man, I'm so annoyed I lost the sloppy oreo challenge yesterday"
Mark: "We should try it one time, I'd like to taste it"

by MejdiTheSavage September 27, 2017

sloppy flopper

when a the person who is giving head to another, slobbers so much to the point where their mouth is as dry as a desert, and the conceiver climaxes, and can no longer feel their leg

why is Andrew in a wheel chair?
Tory gave him a sloppy flopper last night

by SCT2016 November 19, 2020

Sloppy Groucho

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."

"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"

by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009

Sloppy Seventh

The Sloppy Seventh is when a man reaches his fist inside the anus of a dying cow for the seventh time in one week. Once the man reaches the large intestine, he pulls done, causing the cow to poopy on his hand.

"I went outback to my barn when I saw Betsie and immediately introduced her to the Sloppy Seventh. On the seventh day of the week, she finally shat on my hand and I splooged in my pants because of excitement."

by Meetch Jones January 2, 2014

sloppy cronkite

Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was."

Haven't you ever heard of a sloppy Cronkite? Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was." - Jon Stewart

by Leonffs February 1, 2007

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gives oral sex to a mans penis; while packing the fattest lip of tobacco

Yeah bro my sister gave me a sloppy Dallas last night

by JackMawini October 15, 2020