by LumberjackPirate July 08, 2011
when a the person who is giving head to another, slobbers so much to the point where their mouth is as dry as a desert, and the conceiver climaxes, and can no longer feel their leg
by SCT2016 November 19, 2020
When a group of fucking retarded dumb boys stand in a circle and try to masturbate as fast as they can on the Oreo and the last one to cum has to eat the cum-filled oreo.
Darren: "Yo man, I'm so annoyed I lost the sloppy oreo challenge yesterday"
Mark: "We should try it one time, I'd like to taste it"
Mark: "We should try it one time, I'd like to taste it"
by MejdiTheSavage September 27, 2017
by getlitty April 19, 2019
The Sloppy Seventh is when a man reaches his fist inside the anus of a dying cow for the seventh time in one week. Once the man reaches the large intestine, he pulls done, causing the cow to poopy on his hand.
"I went outback to my barn when I saw Betsie and immediately introduced her to the Sloppy Seventh. On the seventh day of the week, she finally shat on my hand and I splooged in my pants because of excitement."
by Meetch Jones January 03, 2014
by JackMawini October 16, 2020
A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.
"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."
"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"
"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"
by Joe Brown Superman February 04, 2009