The extreme planking equivalent to an Ollie on a skateboard. The Slam Fish is the generic move in which the extreme planker lies horizontally across a piece of flat land. There are also different variations of The Slam Fish, such as the: "Horozonti Slam Fish", "Verti Slam Fish"
by Olex July 21, 2011

Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!
by Jacky P May 5, 2014

by xtraxotic January 14, 2009

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010

by Honey x Badger November 6, 2015

by Nugget the Paint Huffer November 6, 2008

It is when someone who gets pounded aggressively after coming out from the intensive care unit for just about a second and goes back to bed.
Spike dudley just got kamikaze choke slammed after he was awake from his coma by his beloved brothers.
by Rappercracker August 7, 2020
