singed pubes

Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.

Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!

by Spencer P. August 10, 2004

Singledumb

The mindless choices people make when single.

I thought the guy who tried to mug me in the alley was kinda cute, and I was newly enjoying my singledumb, so I took him home that night and he stole my laptop and mini-fridge, too!

by Yael Greene March 10, 2010

singlelone

The feeling you get when it seems like everyone around you is getting into couples and you start feeling left out.

Sandy was singlelone when her squad left her to be with their baes.

by Taco bout being lonely July 17, 2016

singlean

A person who chooses to stay single.

She will not date or marry you, she's a singlean. He's chooses to not date or get married, he's a singlean.

by GypsySpirit June 14, 2017

singley

Single and lonely

I am extremely Singley right now

Hey did you see John he is really Singley

by Rocky Bryant November 12, 2019

singletutionalized

Being single so long one is unable to adapt to a meaningful long term committed relationship.

He is never going to commit to a woman, he is singletutionalized.

by MsPresley September 30, 2020

Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.

My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available

by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022