Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009

Ryan Hoerr

A man who loves tropical flavored soft drinks. He is a drifter among the Xbox world from left for dead to call of booty. His gamer tag confuses all and is most frustrating. He plays a mean sexamaphone as proper to his dubbed tittle of Ryan " The Rock Man " Hoerr. He loves Dexter(not the cartoon) and is a follower of the all mighty FSM.

A man with a sax. Ryan Hoerr

by SsSM LAWBANGER July 23, 2011

Ryan Chan

If you think you are hot think twice! There is always an Asian hotter than you

Ryan Chan

by Vhighjvbn February 7, 2020

Ryan's Toy Review

Ryan's Toy Reviews the money machine.

Ryan's Toy Review is Mr. Krabs

by Darnville March 22, 2021

Dirty Ryan

When you fuck so long you cum but with little to no orgasm

Person 1: How was the sex last night?
Person 2: Horrible, it went on for so long I pulled a Dirty Ryan.

by HiQualiti April 16, 2020

megan and ryan

the single most best couple in the entire world. megan loves ryan as much as he loves her. its a love-love relationship.

Megan and Ryan are the cutest couple at our school.

by megan0999 February 21, 2009

ryan :)

Ryan is the cutest human being ever. He has GREAT HAIR, and great eyes. He is also the sweetest human being literally ever. Ryan is a guy that seems like he might not be thinking about you but he does.

Friend- "Omg who's the cute new guy?"
Me- "...Oh that's ryan :)" *major heart eyes*

by girl who got major heart eyes February 16, 2019