Naruto Runners

People that are gonna get screwed by Maggie Pesky (she's way more powerful than them alien Bois)

Maggie Pesky is gonna screw the Naruto Runners up really bad

by Hamtaro July 26, 2019

Mississippi River Runner

An act during a FMF threesome in which a male takes a shit down the girl's back so it runs down into the other girl's awaiting mouth.

I had this threesome last night and i gave the girls a Mississippi River Runner.

by Westconenct January 26, 2011

runny nose

when your are recieving some sort of sexual stimulation from a girl, right before you cum, you take the tip of your penis and place it right at her nostril.

"Did you hear? Travis gave the german foreign exchange student a runny nose"

by Travislam November 4, 2004

running the bull

after havin sex witt a girl, u lean over, put ur arms around her, nd whisper softly in her ear "I have AIDS". then u time her ta see how long it takes for her ta pick up her shit nd run out tha room.

1. That bitch got 17 minutes when i tried runnin the bull on her, she mustve really liked me.

2. I heard she got 7 seconds in tha Running the Bull marathon

by nigga JH nd Asia August 30, 2005

Running Mummy

Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.

Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.

by Jason Edward December 27, 2007

Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003

home star runner

Too fucking cool - we here at www.babyfathead.com salute you, you asshole!

You smell of chickensoooooop

by Baby Fat Head March 6, 2004