Ring Pirate

A Gay person

dan: Jacks gay
dom: Pfft. , what a ring pirate

by Joe July 17, 2003

Red Ring of Death

A curse brought onto an item that is really not even a ring, that causes the system to completely fail and become an eleven pound door stop.

Related words are that of the curse and the gamers worst nightmare.

synonyms: crap-load, bricker, digital satan

antonyms: ps3, wii, anything good

"Why is your 360 acting all whack and shit?"
"I unno, jus got dat Red Ring of Death er suntin'."

by Brandon Clark October 10, 2007

Promise Ring

A ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a slut/whore/hoe

Girl:Hey do you have a promise ring?
Girl2:noo....I get some

by realdeal12344 March 18, 2010

The Three Ring Circus

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"

Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!

by mike13849132047 January 7, 2010

rigid

no to happy but a little sad

friend- how are you doing since the breakup?
you- kinda rigid

by Mmmwowzaasss December 15, 2008

red ring

A red ring around the bum hole after anal sex (usually associated with gay sex), also often used as an insult.

So bill did jimmy give you a red ring last nite?
Yea will youve got a red ring!

by ravingbender October 2, 2005

promise ring

a ring teens, mostly girls, wear to say that they wont have sex till marriage. Mostly done for religious reasons.

the jonas brothers or jennifer hudson discussing promise rings with Russle Brand at the MTV awards 2009

by sbcutie April 12, 2009