Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

by PinYin62 October 5, 2017

Rarded

For the highest "intellectuals" like Joseph

damn that was fun
rarded
but fun

by JosssEph October 16, 2018

Rard

Short hand for retarded

Person A: why won't UPS deliver my packages faster
Person B: what's UPS
Person A: This rard doesn't know what UPS is

by Crubber March 9, 2020

locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio January 4, 2008

screen reader

a computer program that allows a blind or visually impaired person to use the machine by interpreting the text that appears on the screen and transforming it into a voice that can be heard through the speaker.

anny: tomorrow i will go to miami and visit my best friend. i will write an email to her tonight. jim: how can you write an email if you're blind? anny: well, i have a screen reader installed on my computer, so i can listen to everything i type and every message coming from the system.

by george blind June 21, 2010

Nic Read

Nic Read is the most attractive guy in the world, he is extremely hot and has a amazing body. Nic Read is so amazing in every single way and he means the world to someone. He has a really cute face and he is GREAT kisser. I love Nic Read so much i could honestly marry this sexy guy haha.

Nic Read is the most amazing person ever.

by PeWpEwPeWpeWpewwwwww November 10, 2018

Eric The Read

A (small man), usually, who believes that what he's (read in a book), supersedes anything anyone else knows. Seems to lack in (hands on) experiences, consequently, his friends consist only of mercenaries, missionaries, or martyrs . (Un compassionate,) without the ability to empathize.

Don " How can Kellso say that 'all Germans are (responsible) for Hitlers crimes' and go on to ask
'what they are doing about it' ".
Gersh " yeah, I saw Hans (roll his eyes,) on his escape to the bathroom! what an Eric the Read!"

by wesee December 9, 2011