problemi

means problem, autocorrected to problemi

‘thank you for saying that’

‘no problemi’

by insidejokesarefun June 10, 2019

Probable Cause

Probable cause is defined as the reasonable belief that a person has committed a crime. To determine probable cause, a test is used to determine if probable cause exists and is sufficient enough to arrest a suspect. The test must show that the facts and circumstances of the officer's knowledge are sufficient enough to warrant a reasonable person to believe a suspect has committed, is committing, or is about to commit a crime.

Probable Cause you ain't got nothing 😂🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Probasco

A last name that gets confused for a sex act

Guy 1: Let’s lookup Probasco on Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: It says your last name is a sex act where you use hot sauce as lube
Guy 1: I want to kill myself now

by StarAssass November 13, 2019

probaytion

Da "let's see if you can behave yourself socially" period dat Bowser da hound-dog gets put on due to excessive howling and general noisy carrying-on.

The Basenji hound would never need to be put on probaytion because it cannot bark to begin with.

by QuacksO December 8, 2019

probeation

An extra-strict-and-invasive type of "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" parole-period where your overseers really stick their long inquisitive noses deep into your personal business.

I really value my privacy, and so I try to avoid committing any crimes to begin with, so that hopefully I will never have to be put on probeation.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

probeologist

One who is medically prepared to probe another persons anus

I am going to the probeologist today to get my anus checked, I’ve been having some alarming symptoms.

by Probealobe March 15, 2020

probaetion

Pro-bae-tion is when your significant other prevents you from getting too fucked up.

Jaime: You tryna kilo this bottle with me, vro??

Alan: Nah, my girl’s had me on probaetion ever since I threw up in my car the other week.

Jaime: oof

by flavortown April 9, 2020