The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.
Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.
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Dr. Clarke is practicing Quid pro quo medicine, he wants me to have an ERCP with sphincterotomy when a CT Scan carries less risk, less cost and is more accurate than his subjecting opinion.
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Get the pro zigga my nigga mug.Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.
1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
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A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.
A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.
A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.
#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.
#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.
#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
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