Postbation

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.

Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.

Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.

by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

post-biben

The term originates from latin roots meaning "after drinking". This phenomenon often occurs the morning after a night of drinking, but it is unlike a hangover in that people are typically playful and possibly feel like they're still happily drunk. Symptoms may include episodes of excessive laughter, moderate to high stupidity, directional challenges, goofy mannerisms, eccentric thoughts and ideas, as well as feeling light and euphoric. A post-biben done well could and should last the remaining duration of the day.

"are you on something? why are you acting so silly?"
"nah, bro.. it's just a post-biben"

"it is so annoying that she has post-bibens when we all have hangovers"
"i know right, she laughs at weird things and is so happy and energetic."

by moookhs May 29, 2017

Pasty-wank

When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.

I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!

by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017

Post Traumatic Debt Syndrome

You’ve paid off all debts. You don’t pay rent or a mortgage. You have no loans or leases. You have no credit card debt. You owe nothing except your normal monthly expenses of electric and gas, phone and internet, life, health and car insurance. And of course, all the goddamn taxes you must pay. It’s the good life!

After living a dream life buried with owing money up the kazoo I now suffer from post traumatic debt syndrome.

by jay parker July 31, 2018

post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 8, 2019