Celtic Pony

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.

No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!

by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.

Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?

by That1guy555 January 11, 2024

Charcoal Pony

Name for AN improv troupe in town. Members tend to migrate and hunt as a pack, maybe become hostile if offered tequilla.

Chad: Yo, did you hear that Charcoal Pony group had a show last night?
Karen: Yeah! I was there. Prudes didn't accept my suggestion of "porn".
Chad: Seriously? What jerks.

by The AwkwardTree February 29, 2020

Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

Mangione the Pony

Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.

We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.

by dashcalabash December 19, 2024

Pony

A mix of porn , and horny. You’re horny to create porn.

“Hey David, I’m pretty pony. You want to create sum?”

by FegtheHedgehog March 22, 2021