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Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.
"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
Zach Period by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022

6th period 

the 6th period is the worst
6th period by bonkbutnotincursiv February 22, 2022

Man Period 

when a man wipes so hard he starts to bleed
I gotta wash my underwear again im on my man period
Man Period by kinglemur May 8, 2022

Ass Period 

When you get fucked so hard in the ass that blood comes out afterwords
“He gave me an ass period after anal

Shotgun period 

When you blow or get blown by someone using a shotgun and there is a lot of blood and guts.
When I blasted this guy off with a shotgun, he had a shotgun period.