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The road home

The road home

Instead of using the phrase "walk of shame", you should use "the road home". It leaves out the negative connotations with shame and its more general.
Yooo BB. Guess what I did this morning?
What you do Cyclops?

I took the road home. Ya know. A haha a
Good for you homie.
by BB!RR! November 21, 2020
mugGet the The road homemug.

Dirt Road

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.
by NutsTucked April 20, 2019
mugGet the Dirt Roadmug.

road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.
That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!
by Orange Guber July 25, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.
by Smickers2 June 30, 2022
mugGet the Road magemug.

Bend In The Road

An insult for someone who is a little dumb, or makes a mistake but is still funny and likeable.
"Which bend in the road thought it would be a good idea to briefcase the teacher's bag"
by eagle553 April 3, 2019
mugGet the Bend In The Roadmug.

road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.
"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"
by Andy July 20, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

Road Soda

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving
wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
mugGet the Road Sodamug.

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