To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."
by help. September 2, 2014
Get the Phone Defensemug. When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.
by Alrxi November 2, 2021
Get the is that your phone?mug. Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.
by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009
Get the Phone Herpesmug. Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.
Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018
Get the Phone-to-facemug. an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.
by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012
Get the zombie phonemug. What telephones have turned into.
You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.
by anaomus November 4, 2004
Get the computer phonemug. Girl/boy who sends out "dirty" pictures of themselves occasionally or a lot. Also talks sexually to a lot of people by texting or phone. And is serious about it, not joking around.
Aye man Eleni is such a phone skank. She sent a picture of her boobs to one of my friends. Then a week later she said she loved me. Man you can't trust a hoe!
by TheMan215 April 3, 2010
Get the Phone skankmug.