oil tarp

general term used when a group of two or more men get naked, cover themselves in oil and wrestle on a tarp.

Hey do you want to go camping this weekend? I’m bringing the oil tarp.

by Mjm41825 March 12, 2024

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Hot Tomato Oil

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.

Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral

Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.

by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024

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oil hick

A man who works on the oil field, swears like a trucker, can’t pronounce their A’s and sleeps with anyone except their wife.

“After o got off work I went to the bar and banged this chick and then went home like nothing happened man”
“Good shit, a real oil hick”
“Only the best”

by Centertree March 15, 2024

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Strawberry Mint Growth Oil

An oil used for people balding with messed up hairlines.

Ayo Yusuf's hairline is messed up get him some Strawberry Mint Growth Oil

by Carmjam March 15, 2024

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Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change

Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.

by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024

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