Skip to main content

Oili

Oili is a sweet and funny girl. She is very athletic, competitive, and she is very aggressive when she plays sports. She is very pretty and boys swoon over her. If you get to know her she is very funny. When you talk to her you can't help but laugh. She can make friends with everybody everywhere.
Person 1: OOOOO she's hot!
Person 2: She must be an Oili !
by Kamalani25 March 23, 2020
mugGet the Oili mug.

oilmighty

The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.
Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021
mugGet the oilmighty mug.
Related Words
oil oil change Oil spill oily Oil Rig OILER oil check OILF oil can oil up

oiled up

To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey.
I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite classic rock jams.
by LBo979 February 20, 2009
mugGet the oiled up mug.

oils incorporated

A legion of fat people consisted of oils. The obese population in America. Also known as Oils Inc.
"Oils Incorporated is expanding in numbers."
by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 19, 2006
mugGet the oils incorporated mug.

chinese oilwell

When your butthole is shooting out poo in liquid form.
Last night I went on a big beer drinking and buffalo wing eating binge. Now I'm gushing like a Chinese oilwell.
by george trowbridge November 14, 2006
mugGet the chinese oilwell mug.

oily gin tears

The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.
Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."

Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."

"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."
by heffer2k02 January 11, 2009
mugGet the oily gin tears mug.

Oildale

The northern side of Bakersfield, CA estimated 6 sq miles. Roughly East of Airport Drive, West of Manor Street, South of James Road, and North of Columbus.

Shopping is limited to a strip mall on Airport Drive, and a Vons shopping center on China Grade Loop.

School districts include Beardsley and Standard school districts, both of whom have sub-par, underpaid staff who actually care about elevating the intelligence of humanity - otherwise they'd go somewhere else.

Typical ethnicity make-up is about 90% white trash, 5% hispanic, & 5% other random minorities, most of whom work in the oilfields, hence the name "Oildale".

Oildale was once known for severe racism and violence towards minorities. Beardsley Street was the criminal heart of Oildale - drug dealers, arms traffickers, racist gangs such as the "Beardsley Street Krew" BSK and the "Nazi LowRidaz" NLR, and plenty of sex offenders to boot.

Due to increased Kern County Sheriff activity in Oildale, crime rates have dropped significantly, but is still considered the 2nd highest crime rate in all of Bakersfield, second only to the Cottonwood area on the East side of town. This is partially due to the fact that the cost of housing is roughly 60% of the median housing cost in Bakersfield - as such, many low income (criminally prone) individuals are forced to live in the community.

Usually, police can respond within a minute of an emergency call, and the fire department just under two minutes. EMS is just under four minutes away.

Generally speaking, if you can afford to live anywhere else (except Cottonwood), don't live here...

Consider yourself warned!
Nigga #1: Yo nigga, you fuckin crazy?!
Nigga #2: Why?
Nigga #1: We headin fo Oildale - nigga turn this shit round fo we get shot nigga!
Nigga #2: No shit!
by warpixel October 3, 2008
mugGet the Oildale mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email