"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.

You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

Keyed

Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.

The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.

Man, I'm keyed right now. :)

by MrCush3 December 1, 2016

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008

The key to the abyss

The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.

Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more

Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is

Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks

Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss

by Downside January 12, 2020

Keys

A way of saying “that sucks”

Friend: “Aw man i got a 50 on my math quiz”
Friend 2: “Oh that’s keys”

by noonecares8733 March 28, 2022

Key

Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.

Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!

by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023