My team

This is basically a new definition of the words "My Team". Its a saying you use when you come across a fit person whether it being just a glance on the street or you know the person, but you call that 'fit person' your team. On the other hand, if you see a person that is soooo NOT your team..such as an ugly person.. then you say "Your team" implying that person is on for example your friends team. Can work with women also.

The Rules state that the first person to call that person 'their team' rightly owns that person on their team for that game of "my team"
*Sees fit girl* "Whoaaah My Team!"
*Sees ugly and fat girl* "Defo your team mate"
by Hayley and Jemma May 31, 2008
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My House

A state of mind in gaming where you are completely one (or "at home") with the controller and any opponent is just another frag on your score.
Just as a man's home is his castle, you pwn that virtual realm.
-j0k3r hits a 6-kill streak in CoD:MW2-

j0k3r: Whose house bitches? MY House!!!
by mattfr34k June 02, 2010
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My Name Is...

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)
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my precious

A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.
A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"

The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.

The woman laughs.
by therealchronicles February 16, 2020
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My Beloved

Someone you will forever love and someone who is hot asf
by elll22 May 31, 2021
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on my head

when someone is after you either in a good or bad way, being stared down,to be admired, to recieve excess attention.
that girl is on my head hard!!!
by hiphopper1130 December 29, 2011
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My Nig

The only variation of the n-word that can be used by half-black mixed people. They are only half black, therefore can only use half of the n-word.
by childofthelord69 January 30, 2019
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