Mustands

When you draw a mustache on your hands, such that when you hold them up to your face, you've got a mustache!
Mustands!

*By using the thumbs to start the mustache, on the palms of your hands, it can be made quite large.

Hey baby, nice mustands.

by Neoshade March 8, 2010

Mustaffe

a mustache above a womans vulva, either personally trimed/waxed on the womens mon pubis or a reference towards a man with a mustache performing vaginal-oral sex.

"Sorry honey, not tonoght. I knicked myself trimming my mustaffe"

"They havnt spoken since Micah gave her best friend a mustaffe."

by Honorary Stache October 5, 2011

Musty Mit

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.

I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.

by Mrbojangles856 July 21, 2012

Mustachole

A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.

I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.

by BoxJohnson September 15, 2012

musty nugget

a hairy poop with a pungent smell

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i just took one nasty musty nugget

by happyfacequincy March 21, 2012

Mustashing

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.

*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.

by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012

mustanch

Thin, dark colored, unkempt mustache worn by men in there 50's whose beards never fully developed

Dude, you should shave off that mustanch.

by mitch guist May 3, 2013