Morning Beller

After a night of drunken sex you forget to remove the condom and urinate all over a girls bathroom and piss off her roommate.

Andy pulled a morning beller at that fat chicks house last night.

by prizedflavor January 24, 2010

Morningwind

The fresh farts (wet or dry) that occur in the wee hours of the morning.

Yo, i just ripped a morningwind 3 hours ago. It was the best!

by djax102 September 15, 2012

morning sugar

Cocaine

The kids were hopped up on their morning sugar.

by The tiger September 26, 2013

morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Good Morning

When you wake a girl up by skull fucking her and yelling GOOD MORNING!

My wife was gonna be late for her meeting so I made sure to wake her up with a good morning.

by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 19, 2019

monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.

"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"

by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006

0430 in the morning

The best time to hit the booty before the day starts!

Reach over, grab by the hips and pull it home. Here is the 0430 in the morning wake up call!

by Pepi! November 8, 2007