Michael Moore

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

Wow, is that an ugly, frumpy, fat, middle-aged woman, or is that Michael Moore?

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Michael

A man that poops a lot

Wow, did you see that poop? It was like a dump truck!! It was probably Michael...

by pussydemolisher489 May 20, 2014

Michael Meehanitis

Named after the porn star michael meehan who once he retired never left the house. He now makes youtube tribute videos.

GUY 1:Bob sits in the house and makes gay youtube videos
GUY 2: He has michael meehanitis

by THELANDOF42@ April 4, 2010

michaeltoe

One of the best irc news bots in existence.

After a pre-set period of inactivity, Michaeltoe suddenly releases random news links, selecting key quotes from the text and even providing background information from the top links off google.
Michaeltoe responds to certain keywords such as anime, sailor moon or asuka langley and establishes certain patterns that can be perceived as conversation by an outside observer. He occasionally lashes out pre-set rants, most commonly about the superiority of the japanese culture.
However, he often malfunctions and instead of news articles provides various links to hentai and japanese s&m paraphernalia.

<michaeltoe> random hentai link hey its asuka!
<hiffy> WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THOSE TENTACLES :|???
<michaeltoe> you know you want her

by hiffy June 10, 2006

michael jackson bad

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".

"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne

by yungbuck January 4, 2016

michael

Michael is name of hebrew origin and means he who is like god, he is an intelligent, funny, handsome guy and is normally pretty well hung, he has an awesum personality , he normally likes people who enjoy the same music as him, he has impecable taste and know which girl he wants, he likes shorter people and is always willing to lend an item of clothing eg: a hoodie

if you know a Michael you should dump your boyfriend and go out with him!

by spain 24/7 world cup winners November 1, 2010

Michael Madsen

The movie worlds best actor besides Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp

All the actors listed above anr cool and awesome

by Madsen February 6, 2006