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Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations
I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

Chocolate milking 

When a female gets shit all over her pussy and the cum makes it chocolate milk
George: Yo, what did you do last night.
Craig: I was chocolate milking Amy
Chocolate milking by Gusgus420 February 1, 2021

National Cactus Making Day

National Cactus Making Day is on June 26th. It is the day to make a cactus 3D model.
ObviouslyPurple: Check out this cactus mesh I'm currently modeling in Blender!

*Posts picture of hairy cactus model*
UwaisPlayz: made a cactus
*Posts picture of super low poly cactus*
toxic0dd: Why is everyone making cactus today! Happy National Cactus Making Day!!!👍 🥳

mixing the johns 

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.
Mamas been mixing the johns again!

making love 

Like sex, except for pansies who pick flowers and enjoy Chris De Burgh.
Dan: "Me and Sandra made love last night, it was so romantic, undoubtedly the most special night of my life."

*MOCKING LAUGHTER FOR AROUND 20 MINUTES*

Friend 1: "Go home man, just go home."

(Dan Leaves)

Friend 2: "Making Love? What a Jesse"
making love by ChrisUK17 July 24, 2008
A word used to describe a hacky sack circle filled with Banyans (see "Banyan"). Only Banyans or those accompanied by Banyans could ever be "milking" Describes talent, luck and balls in one word.
The mighty hack circle could not fail, they were all milking.
Milking by King Steve April 8, 2003