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No Lives Matter

Your life may, or may not matter to you. It may, or may not matter to people close to you. But beyond that, we are all just ants on a discarded Ho-Ho. To me, it has nothing to do with race.
by knightofthedolefulcountenance November 5, 2022
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hot lives matter

Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.
by HotTom November 19, 2022
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Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
by 3of3irish December 23, 2022
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Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?
Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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stinkin the mattress out

When you're toking it in your dorm room/basement and it's really dank.
Hey man you smell Adam's car? He was really stinkin the mattress out with that zaza.
by The Borax August 2, 2024
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Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.
Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”
by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023
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Doesn't Matter

So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.
Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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