Matthew

A Matthew is a guy with a good sense of humor. If you get to know a Matthew you will know that they like to be called Matt mostly. Most Matts get told they have spunk and moxie. They often likes to make others happy and sometimes writes definitions on the urban dictionary when they aren't busy working on the farm. Yeah that's right, most good Matts work on a farm. They also likes to read what others write. They sometimes like to be loners unless they find a small group of friends to lean on. Matt likes music and has started to like poetry. Poetry has kind of grown on him. They can tell stories of hope and encouragement. The one thing most matts don't like is borrowing cds from people anymore cuz they will most will say that they got scratched. And some people can have bad taste in music also.

Matthew: here's those cds back..

guy: hope you didn't scratch them up.
Matt: nope, I kind of wished I never borrowed them.
Guy, why, I thought you liked those bands?
Matt well kinda I guess.. mayb a couple of songs and maybe only if you want to stay depressed and hate life..
Guy:?

Matt: yeah whatever.. next time I will find my own music to listen to. Thanks I guess.

by AjRsObOrUp November 4, 2017

Matthew

Hes gay thinks youger girls like him but they fucking hate him, and watches tons of porn like squirting vagina, black tits , and naked boobs.HE WACKS IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALSO MAKES TONS OF WEIRD FACES.

matthew

by YEAGER BOMBS June 28, 2011

matthew stafford

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an amazing person and is the absolute best.If he is in love with someone he will do whatever it takes for them to stay together and he has humor.He is confident and brave so he will protect you.he is good for emotional support when it is needed and has good taste in music!he is kind and will defend anyone and he hates when people are sad because he prefers them to be happy.matthew is also cute and adorable at times and his personality is wonderful.he is the best person that can come into your life.sometimes he is rude but only when you worry him and he can always make you smile at any time.that's who matthew is!

Matthew is the absolute best person ever

by -Human- February 25, 2021

Matthew Pierce

Dumbass who thinks he shit but really he aint. Wears glasses that look too big and is annoying af.

i hate Matthew Pierce.

by blackniggerinthacity December 13, 2016

matthew

A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents

Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world

Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world

Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*

THE END

by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017

Matthew

That weird emo kid.

"Did you see that Matthew kid? He's weird ."

by GoldGarden September 29, 2017