Ash Maggot

A most filthy smoker; particularly smokers of rolling tobacco and John Players.

Doctor Dave: "Wow, Conor, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know that smokers are jokers?"

Clyons: "Yes, Conor, you've become such a little Ash Maggot."

by decrepitron November 4, 2018

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A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

by Booland March 17, 2019

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Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

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Arshia Mago

She sucks

Arshia Mago sucks! But I love her <3

by Zozozo123456 December 6, 2021

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Pooey Magoo

When you poo your pants too much it fills you're shoes

I ate too much curry last night and did a pooey magoo

A spider landed on me and scared the crap out of me... I pooed my pants so much I did a pooey Magoo

by Ryanokarnts January 19, 2022

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