void main()

it means you are so stupid that u r 1 pill shy of an excedrin bottle

you f'n void main()

by thug4life January 27, 2003

main force

The largest active group in a pvp game. See zerg

"Where is the main force?"

by Taera February 24, 2005

main character spazz

basically the main character of every anime or cartoon in exsistance

naruto (naruto), yugi (yu-gi-oh), goku (dragonball/z/gt) and etc are all a main character spazz

by T.K May 9, 2008

Mainfail

n. 1. A mistake which one finds comedic

2. A mistake that one desires to make light of

3. A major screw-up

note: One does not "do" a mainfail, but "hoists" a mainfail. The word originates from the play, "A Christmas Carol" in which actors have been known to yell, "Hoist the mainfail!" when the line is actually "Hoist the mainsail!"

1. AAAAAAAAhahahahahaha! I can't believe we just did that! Hahahahaha! We should know better by now! Hahahahahaha! I guess we just "hoist the mainfail!" Hahahahahaha!

2. Wow. We just made a really stupid mistake. Talk about mainfail hoisting. Now, back to business...

3. You just ran over my dog, the mainfail hoister!

by cthretard1 April 12, 2009

Mainerway

the mainerway is when a man comes home from work to find his cheating slut wife or girlfriend fucking another man, at which point the "MAINER" goes back to his truck to get his gun to hold to the mans head forcing him to severely beat the fuck out of the woman who is cheating and leaves the scene on his cell phone reporting a domestic dispute.

Had to show her the Mainerway again last night, I think he's in jail for domestic violence.

by urbandeadfreak70 September 25, 2010

main lay

Your main bitch! The girl who is always your first option for sex because either A) you like her the most or B) she gives the best head.

Cody: Hey man what your options for tonight?

Johnny: I don't know man, I think I'm gonna have to go to my bench. My main lay isn't calling me back!

by jkirkland1944 June 1, 2014

Maiku

The plural form of haiku poems. Two or more haiku poems grouped together to form a whole piece.

I hate when people

twist my words. This is why I

write more than I talk.

Then again, twisted

minds will always perceive just

what they want to see.
#MzAgape #Maiku

by MzAgape May 23, 2016