Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook 

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009

Jew Magic 

A type of magic held by all Jews to con others of their money or to place a curse those whom they dislike.

I forgot to get my change from the bank teller, he must have used his Jew magic to make me forget.

Jew Magic by Christopher Sparling May 15, 2017

wget magic

Popularized by Mark Zuckerberg, founder of facebook, in his blog and the motion picture "The Social Network." Anytime you use the GNU linux utility wget to download something.

I'll work a little wget magic to download those files.

wget magic by spinerider3 April 15, 2011

Zi Magic Pencil 

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

Zi Magic Pencil by Za Master December 19, 2019

Weak against magic 

Refers to a man or woman of short and portly stature. In many fantasy books movies and games, a dwarf/troll or the like, are highly susceptible to magic spells. An indirect way of calling someone a troll or a dwarf.

That woman is weak against magic. Surely her physical attack is quite strong.

-"So how was your date last night?"
-"Well, he'd be weak against magic, if that tells you anything."

Weak against magic by Gelgalar October 17, 2011

Bishop Don Magic Juan 

1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School

Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?

A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!

Bishop Don Magic Juan by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005

puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

the act of blowing smoke in someones face

shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face by billyp01 September 5, 2009