moneer

A person who is sure to become tall and rich. And has a lot of friends

You are a moneer

by Momo787 May 15, 2018

ho monger

n. someone who is not attractive yet posts really provacative pictures of themself all over their fucking myspace

"I knew that bitch was ugly, but after seeing her pic on myspace, I guess that ho monger is pretty damn stupid too"

by kiki rumslug July 16, 2008

Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

by smithy85 December 9, 2008

monster

AIDS virus, word orignated for the New york city area

Yo Mike I think im going to fuck Quanna. "Na man chill i heard she got the monster". word! Then I use a rubber then.

by Tah January 25, 2007

green monster

The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....

Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww

Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....

Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons

"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."

by Chris Gault April 8, 2006

I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

by Emory February 12, 2006

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003