Dom's Law

A retrospective law to cover the arses of bureaucrats who have broken the law and claim not have. In particular those in relating to quarantine.

They're refunding all those quarantine fines relating to childcare because of Dom's law

by Anonymous Named Voter May 26, 2020

Carmack's Law

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack

Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.

by beanercamina July 4, 2021

Vanderhye's Law

If an online conversation goes on for long enough a cat picture will eventually show up.

Damn it, another cat picture? Vanderhye's law strikes again.

by Kablam74 December 15, 2016

law of b0bb

if you let someone talk for long enough, eventually they will iterate through all offensive ideas in order to prevent a lull in a conversation.

why did he just say that?
law of b0bb

by scrotalwarts June 9, 2020

Gurneys Law

In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law

Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!

by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016

Laws of PhysSex

Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.

Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)

Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?

It's the Laws of PhysSex

by Vi.is.sus.23 January 24, 2022

Sister-in-law

The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.

Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020