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Gay Jordan

A gay white dude that wears Jordan cloths and has short hair and a huge fore head . He always goes on monkey and talks shit to niggers .
Gay Jordan is what represents you!
by Gay ass jordan December 11, 2019
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Jordan and Pam

a couple of true love that were born to be together.
That boy and girl in the park were definately a Jordan and Pam
by mark fitz October 23, 2008
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Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL.
"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"
by stierney March 24, 2005
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Jordan Syndrome

I wish someone would infect Jenna Haze with Jordan Syndrome so she would come out of retirement.
by Jiggo Swizzle January 4, 2012
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Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018
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Jordan Norris

Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.
That guy reminds me of Jordan Norris for how much he loves music.
by averagealien02 July 11, 2018
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pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.
Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.
by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014
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