Friend of jordan

When someone relates themselves with a faggot.

You see that guy? He is a Friend of jordan.

by MC WURD October 8, 2016

Jordan and Pam

a couple of true love that were born to be together.

That boy and girl in the park were definately a Jordan and Pam

by mark fitz October 23, 2008

Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL.

"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"

by stierney March 24, 2005

Jordan Syndrome

The inability to stay retired

I wish someone would infect Jenna Haze with Jordan Syndrome so she would come out of retirement.

by Jiggo Swizzle January 4, 2012

Jordan Doughty

A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.

Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

provezoe (jordan)

jordan is the most talented brilliant bestie you’ll ever meet she can still ur mans and then make a plot twist from you to her😊😊

zoe laverne: OMG THATS PROVEZOE (JORDAN)
any dumb ugly person: who tf is jordan
zoe laverne: THE MOST TALENTED EDITOR IN MY FANDOM!

by cooter fairy June 30, 2021

Jordan doherty

A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday

Jordan Doherty is a SPASTIC

by The big penis lover September 13, 2016