Jesse is that type of person that might seem happy but deep down he's like a candle in the wind but he goes through life like everything is O.K because he's a Nisha, Savannah, Zack and a Chloe at he his side and with them there is not that they can't do then throw an Alonique and there you have a high school drama story
by Friendlyneighborhoodwhitegu May 27, 2019

Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.
by Biscuitoneshotwonder May 29, 2021

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022

by iLOVEMYBAOAJESSE November 5, 2021

A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”
by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
