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Jesse

Jesse is one of the most funniest (but not quite the most good looking) guy you’ll ever meet. His charm will make you feel somewhat attracted to him, though he can be a dick at times. He’s not very emotionally available so it’s hard for him to say his feelings towards things. He’s overall a very chill, and special guy.
Person: hey did you see Jesse today?
Person 2: nah, he’s probably doing what he always does. Being a little shit.
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Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15
by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022
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Jesse Pinkman

“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... Bitch!” -Jesse Pinkman
by Yo yo yo. 148-3 February 10, 2024
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Jesse

hot af but hes a bitchass nigga who dont gaf about BITCHES FEELINGS XOXO DUMBBITCH:)
JESSE IS A NIGGA
by KYLEE MILLER April 3, 2020
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Jess

Jess is a wonderful human being, a kind soul with a great spirit. She is exciting, interesting and funny. But you also kinda just want to pie her in the face. But you would probably fail to pie her because of her insane strength.
Man, I tried to throw pie at Jess yesterday, but she took it straight out of my hand and pied me instead, it was so embarrassing.
by dereksinginghighlikethis June 8, 2022
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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
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National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022
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