Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021
Get the Jason Murphymug. by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017
Get the Jason Neymeyermug. dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.
Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’
by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.
Girl: holy moly is that Jason?
Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.