2 definitions by Epic_chad_gaymer_69
Aslan is a name given to those so sexy that everyone around them jizzes in their pants immediately upon seeing them. Aslan is also the name given to those with that sigma male grindset. Willing to do anything and not caring about how they look because everyone already instanuts to the sight of them
by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 24, 2021
Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.
Girl: holy moly is that Jason?
Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 24, 2021