Jacob Black

The annoying and pointless character (after New Moon ended) that couldn't grasp the fact that Bella Swan, is not, in fact, in love with him- but Edward Cullen.

He ends up totally butchering the series in finality, when he 'imprints' on a newborn baby, thus earning his title as pedophile.

Hey that guys creepy- he's stalking that kid.

Me: Yeah, that would be a Jacob Black.

by ddajk May 15, 2009

Jacob sartorius

Jacob sartorius got famous of Vine , Musical.ly and his singing
Loves each of his fans.He is talented and good singer.Also loves chocolate milk.
He is loved by many girls and hated by many boys because he says to girl that none of boys says to girl.He makes girls feel special.

Jacob sartorius is the best

by HiplikeDaniela02 June 21, 2017

jacobs grandmother

A kind woman, named Martha.
Happy at heart.
Not proud of her grandchild, named Jacob

Jacobs grandmother, Martha, is disappointed by her quite ashy grandson.

by 123givemesuccnow March 24, 2017

Jacob's Creek

A nickname for anal sex. commonly confused with a brand of wine.

"hey, i went up Jacob's Creek with sarah last night."

by remmington345 December 19, 2011

Jacob Winnable

This is when Jacob carries the boys on Pokémon Unite with his epic gaming skills.

Jacob: Turns around a fight
Also Jacob: "WINNABLE"
Everyone: "It's Jacob Winnable"

by BlurpleCat October 2, 2021

jacob jackson

A man that is addicted to lesbian porn and waffles.

That guy is a real Jacob jackson

by TheRetartedLizardWizard May 31, 2018

Jacob Prinz

Jacob Prinz is a cake lover and other than an awesome taste in music, he is funny and likes cats. :)

His hair is like butta.

Did you see Jacob Prinz today? He was looking fiiiiine.

by Gal who likes cats May 7, 2013