Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.
Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.
by HeroicIronFist December 21, 2015
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Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"
Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"
by C&M Definitions May 22, 2013
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jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness
My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom
by Bray00009 November 17, 2014
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tyler woods

That nigga Tyler woods is fucking gay nigga holy shit he literally looks like Sid from toy story if you ever encounter a Tyler woods and you’re a guy... run he will stick his small peen inside you, I know he’s weird he sometimes dates Alyhia just so his friends think he’s not gay. But he actually is..
oh no run it’s tyler woods
by Kellan Whinthorp June 04, 2019
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tyler woods

Tyler woods often has a small dick and often find enjoyment by jacking off to gay porn. Tyler woods will sometimes date guys but it’s often girls. A Tyler has weak sex game. They also look like Sid from toy story. He sometimes dates girls by the name of Maddie, Sara, Sommer, And Alyhia.
tyler woods is gay nigga
by Kellan Whinthorp June 04, 2019
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early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection
Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood
by Boi_person May 22, 2016
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snapped wood

jim got snapped wood from shirley
by Asian Toad June 23, 2011
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