internet shock

When somebody gets shocked at how much they can do on a computer. Usually an old person or somebody who has got the internet for the first time.

Nan: You'll never guess where I was last night!
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?

by X - Leah _ x May 30, 2006

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internet babe

1. a newcomer to an internet activity; a newbie
2. weak or inexperienced in any internet or cyber-community

Google it; you're such an internet babe!

by timlight January 27, 2010

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internet larping

When kids sit on there computers all day playing world of warcraft for 23 hours a day and talk down to anyone who isn't hip with internet lingo and their fags

Let's go outside. no busy internet larping.

by xXSUPERJIMXx September 22, 2013

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Internet Speak

Describes the type of language you use on the internet, though it's a rarely used term because it doesn't sound right.

-M8, check out ma new YT Vid I posted y'day.
-Could you please stop using Internet Speak?

by Matthigast September 26, 2014

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Your typical age-biased, computer bound, unsanitary slob with foreign interests/obsessions of an otherwise normal person (troll faces, the hobbit, anime, portal 2, etc). Typically book-smart but never street smart, usually can't catch a joke unless it is related to weird internet memes that would send most people up a tree.

The internet people epidemic is believed to have first originated from the creation of the "troll face" in 2011 and has since grown to define an entire culture of people, thus calling for an official definition. It is predicted that by 2050 as technology becomes more popular, that most teens in the USA will be internet people, thus making for a major decline in athleticism and attractive traits amongst US citizens.

SIDE NOTE: these people do not know they are being weird and therefore cannot help it, as the epidemic was molded into them via the internet. Trying to douse them at school will only encourage them to be weirder in hopes you will catch their drift.

Alaria - Hey, I was trying to talk to that kid over there that keeps shouting "Notice me senpai!" And I was wondering, what does that mean?
Austin - Yeah, those are internet people... they do that type of stuff.

by jayyy.zzzz September 19, 2016

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