Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.

I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.

by Callbee July 9, 2022

real cute

When she thinks you’re very attractive

“Awww Shes real cute”

by Kidd22 October 20, 2021

Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!

Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died

by I only speak truth 69420 amogu August 8, 2021

real dr

Someone that sucks so many dicks that they become a dr.

That fellow is being a real dr, he is going to get aids.

by Batmaned November 19, 2022

Real Man

A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.

“The real man holds the door for a woman, but slams the door in the queers face”

by Bootydrugs November 26, 2022

Real Nigology

The Religion of being a real nigga. An honest nigga. A strong minded nigga. A healthy nigga.

Him: “I vouched to never get high or drunk, it’s against my religion. Real Nigology.”

by Real Nigga Jakob May 30, 2022

Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.

Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.

by Khannea March 26, 2022