What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

am I pretty?

no, you're not. If you're pretty you would be that quirky weirdo.

who likes those people?

You're just not nice.

Girl: Hey josh!
Josh: Hi
Girl: am I pretty?
Josh: No.
Girl: :(

by Happypeople. May 23, 2021

Am I interrupting something?

phrase. Said whenever you realize that you have walked in on an intimate moment of a relationship. The most common response is a short silence, then a no.

Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.

by RRRRRRRRRREKT March 18, 2015

am i rite

"Am I right?" Deliberate mis-spelling generally used at the end of a lamer-style insult.

"veach is a fag lolz am i rite?"

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

am i a furry?

a phrase only said by furries in denial.

furry in denial: am i a furry?

99% of the brain: yesyesyesyes

1% of the brain: idk

furry in denial: i guess I'll never know.

by asxdghjkl March 9, 2022

Where am I GOING, CARL?!

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.

Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!

by That Was Awesome. September 5, 2011

Who am I Donkey Kong ?

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ?

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

by brascogames May 25, 2011