human

someone that makes mistakes, has regrets, gets jealous, sometimes feels lonely, gets angry, that changes their emotion all the time from being sad to the complete opposite, that does things wrong and messes up. Its a species that we all belong to, it's somebody that is un-perfect and no human being ever will be.

everyone makes mistakes, were just humans

by hello33333333333333333 April 30, 2011

human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012

human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

Human Weapon

Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.

by Supermandroid17 August 30, 2012

humanization

1. Where you turn despicable or already pretty cool looking characters into some fine, sexy works of art. (This really depends strongly on the artist's ability and amount of sanity.)

Amazing Artist (cough totally not me cough) : "I made a humanization of Bumblebee!"
Horny Person: "Damn, I would like to do that guy."
Amazing Artist: 0_o

by Marionette Lady September 3, 2014

human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.

Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.

by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016

Human

Earth-species also known as homo sapiens. Highly evolved brain capacity, quite agile, clever tool users and overall determined creatures. Very proficient endurance runners, perhaps the best on the planet.

Capacity for both good and evil, whether one is favored over the other depends mostly on upbringing, enviroment and personal philosophy.

Humans are also defined by their ability to think abstractly and to plan ahead of time. They are naturally geared towards helping one another in catastrophic situations should one occur. They sometimes have an unhealthy and unreasonable tendency to sell themselves short.

Not to be confused with some of the other misanthropic and defeatist definitions on this site. Definitions made by speciecist, pathetic people who are too weak or afraid to pursue greatness and thus feel the need to bring everyone else down.

Humans have come a long way since we first picked up a tool. Now we must embrace our worth and our abilities to bring humanity even further.

by PlainToSee June 4, 2016