holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

holy santa claus shit by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

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holy trinity

(n) When three women are simultaneously performing oral sex on you; one is throating your shaft and the other two are each sucking down a nut.

For my birthday, my wife Debbie, Helen (her sister), and Ruth (their mother) surprised me by giving me my first holy trinity. Five minutes in, I shot my load up into Ruth's sinus cavity. She nearly choked as I held her head firmly in place.

holy trinity by usmcginn January 28, 2004